very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
the day after is always just damage control
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Sext me about skeletons
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