windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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