discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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