Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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