So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
