i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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