you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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