Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
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