Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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