don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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