She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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