Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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