Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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