Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
