the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum