tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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