It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
