was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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