Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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