Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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