How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.