you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.