The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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