id be glad to
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
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