I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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