Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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