You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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