I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
