Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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