we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Two words: nipple clamps
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