Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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