You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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