Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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