I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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