I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
