i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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