Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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