I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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