mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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