whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
