You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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