how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Randomize
