: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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