census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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