yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
