i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
how does that bad decision feel?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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