My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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