Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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