Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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