And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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