we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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