Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
