Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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